How are you today?

[MsPlain_]

Isn't Brioni a brand for men's clothing?

Unfortunately, I don't care much about this person's gender. But you're right haha. He just sounds as annoying as a woman though.
We are wrong. Ok, correction : Him/His Home Country.

[whatever]

jstar, I thought so. But let's ask naughtygab why he calls her a she

[Vanhellsink]

Well, today finds me as drunk as ten men and in fits of giggles about you all. *hic*

There's been something that has troubled me for a while though. If there were no sea sponges, would there be more water?

[Phalange]

I read on a website that seductive perfume could help you attract more opposite gender. So I blindly bought one perfume online (which is slightly out of my price range) and now I smell like a licorice factory. I feel so stupid and pathetic and not sexy at all.

[jstar]

Smell is soooo subjective. So what is seductive for one is gross* for another. Also, there are different 'layers' in perfume; the first one wears off quite fast. And the 2nd etc. depend on the person as well; it might smell different on you from another lady. (That's why it is useless to buy a perfume based on a piece of paper they hand over; put it on your wrists, go shopping for an hour and then smell it again.)

[Phalange]

I should have tried the perfume on my wrist before buying it. It was pretty stupid of me to buy it blindly. And would it be more embarrassing that I bought the perfume because I hopelessly want to get laid?
My life is a sitcom.

[SmallWorld]

i feel a bit insulted somehow in a post. someone asked something and i tried to help ( and most of the suggestions were accepted well by other forum members in my area) and OP's reply was "ah you are local, and used to live with a limited budget" , then another explanation how expensive her stuffs are, and my suggestions are just craps. ... and in another post, she mentioned that all local has the bad mentality and attitude ..

yeah am not an expat here ( but i was an expat in some other countries in the past) .. and am not bloody rich , but somehow i feel insulted with the replies. maybe i was too sensitive at that time.

There are a lot of people like her/him in this world. It only shows what kind of person she/he is. Some expats have high ego with nothing else good in their character.

I wonder what would happen if I would reply like you to her. Would I also get the same reply?

[SmallWorld]

..
My life is a sitcom.

Everyone's live is a sitcom. Some are more or less interesting like "channels on cable bigTV".

I guess after you said that "..you want to get laid" your PM box will be full.

[jstar]

Life should be a laidcom.

[PhilippeD]

I should have tried the perfume on my wrist before buying it. It was pretty stupid of me to buy it blindly. And would it be more embarrassing that I bought the perfume because I hopelessly want to get laid?
My life is a sitcom.

Woman make their life so much complicate for nothing!

Just give me your adress!
Do we need to have a dinner first or we can go on directly with the main business?

Oooh! And don't wear any perfume! It make me sneeze and taste awful when you bite.

[BAJakarta]

I read on a website that seductive perfume could help you attract more opposite gender. So I blindly bought one perfume online (which is slightly out of my price range) and now I smell like a licorice factory. I feel so stupid and pathetic and not sexy at all.

maybe you should try it out - men become sexually "in the mood" when they smell certain things - supposedly licorice is one of them (the other one often quoted is pumpkin pie)....here is some support for the theory:

http://www.yourtango.com/201074667/5-fragrances-that-make-men-drool

[PhilippeD]

Well, today finds me as drunk as ten men and in fits of giggles about you all. *hic*

There's been something that has troubled me for a while though. If there were no sea sponges, would there be more water?

I have a better one for you.
Everyone know water EXPAND when it become solid (ice), so, when all the ice will melt, do the level get higher or lower?

[macvert]

A few weeks ago I was riding through a town & thought there must have been a cosmetics factory in the vicinity, but when I overtook the woman in front of me the smell disappeared.

[Phalange]

I guess after you said that "..you want to get laid" your PM box will be full.

No, it's not. Even my 'over the net charm' is not working anymore

Just give me your adress!
Do we need to have a dinner first or we can go on directly with the main business?

Oooh! And don't wear any perfume! It make me sneeze and taste awful when you bite.

Dinner, then some takeaway for breakfast and lunch, and I dont do married men

maybe you should try it out - men become sexually "in the mood" when they smell certain things - supposedly licorice is one of them (the other one often quoted is pumpkin pie)....here is some support for the theory:

http://www.yourtango.com/201074667/5...make-men-drool

Thank you for the link!

[PhilippeD]

Dinner, then some takeaway for breakfast and lunch, and I dont do married men

Oooh crap!