Free Body Language event, Ubud

[Hombre de Maiz]

Newgabe, perhaps with your formal qualifications and life experience & insights you would be well poised to offer a workshop titled "Waspadai Minyak Ular (Beware Snake Oil): How to keep your uang in your pocket"...We can host it at my "Estate" though I´d want a 25% of the take.

[IndoMom]

Newgabe, perhaps with your formal qualifications and life experience & insights you would be well poised to offer a workshop titled "Waspadai Minyak Ular (Beware Snake Oil): How to keep your uang in your pocket"...We can host it at my "Estate" though I´d want a 25%.

I maybe interested to attend, Hombre - since you are 'up front' honest about the 'fee' : D

[waarmstrong]

Yes, me too. I would would show up, envelope in hand, just to get a look around Hombre's diggs. But to avoid getting booted, I probably would have to leave before the envelopes get opened.

[newgabe]

OK deal, Hombre. We can do Waspadai Minyak Ular in the morning, entirely in Indonesian, with non verbal questions in English during lunch. Then we can send each other emails to misinterpret for some experiential learning. Finally, for a world class opportunity to learn how to recognise mean people- oops- I mean, what people mean- I'll get one of those high end Russian mafiosi on the coast to send some of those standover men who do their body language for them to supervise the envelope opening.
Special deal for expats: come by bus and I'll send an ojek to the Perama depot.

[waarmstrong]

And if you sign up for 10 seminars, we will only charge you for 9.

[atlantis]

OK deal, Hombre. We can do Waspadai Minyak Ular in the morning, entirely in Indonesian, with non verbal questions in English during lunch. Then we can send each other emails to misinterpret for some experiential learning. Finally, for a world class opportunity to learn how to recognise mean people- oops- I mean, what people mean- I'll get one of those high end Russian mafiosi on the coast to send some of those standover men who do their body language for them to supervise the envelope opening.
Special deal for expats: come by bus and I'll send an ojek to the Perama depot.

Great post Gabe. Thanks. See you at Perama depot. I may be in Ubud soon.

[IndoMom]

Special deal for expats: come by bus and I'll send an ojek to the Perama depot.

Awww, come on guys....I thought it come with a Limo service - I willing to take a regular price if that will help.

[newgabe]

You're on Indomom! A limo service from Ubud to Nyuh Kuning is all yours for only $1,4000! At around $7,000 a km I can assure you that's a bargain! And as you are the first to sign up, I'll throw the course in for free. I'll send one of the Russian standover men with an envelope with my bank account details. Or even better, to get yours!

[IndoMom]

Well, Newgabe....I am a woman of my words...if that what it's take to get me the Limo services...hehehe....tell your people to get my people your bank info's