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In the UK I used to put sixpences in my Christmas pudding. Here I decided to use pound notes. But after eating it, I got that sinking feeling.
Do they still use pound notes? I thought they were replaced by pound coins years ago.
That's why they changed. Seems they went soggy in the pudding or, if you wrapped the notes in condoms, you got funny looks from the vicar.Originally Posted by Gratilla
You mean ... I missed a joke???
Seems this humourless thingy is contagious.
Anti-virus Serum <grin>
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! (you'll need 2consider this one awhile)
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
(Possibly heard in Menado and Medan . . .)
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing ?
Hope they were going to a fancy dress party !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick !
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?
Seems so but you will know hopefully know when you have contracted the virus because one of the symptoms is shit poetry sounds brilliant I'm informed.
An author called Douglas Adams wrote a book containing this phenonemon amonst others, I'll try to find the ISBN number of it for you if you are interested.
I sincerely hope you don't catch it Gratilla,
In the UK I used to put sixpences in my Christmas pudding. Here I decided to use pound notes. But after eating it, I got that sinking feeling.
That could be true Fred, as I was told Yorkshire men are so tight even the fleas on a dogs back wont bite them
Yorkshire men are tight bugger..lol...I got two friends from Leeds...and they are unbelievably stingy...always want to have many things, eat in goods restaurant, go out with friends WITHOUT paying from his own pocket.
Multifunction Woman!
That's normal and what friends are for.
Of course there is a problem if two Yorkshiremen are eating out together.
Four Yorkshiremen are a real problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
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