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    Hey, ladies! I've got a question for you... I brought all of my favorite 'accessories' with me from America, but my very favorite one requires a plug-in, not batteries. Even with an adapter, it's not working correctly. The husband and I have been making due with what we've got, but I'd *really* like to purchase a replacement 'massager' sometime in the VERY near future, ifyoucatchmydrift. So, is there any place in Jakarta that might sell such items? I'm in Cengkareng/West Jakarta, but I can go anywhere... Within reason, of course. Thanks so much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanthaB View Post
    Hey, ladies! I've got a question for you...
    I've just put my wig on, will that suffice?

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    ifyoucatchmydrift.
    As clear as a tsunami in the midriff!

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    So, is there any place in Jakarta that might sell such items? !
    A year or so back I saw a collection in one of the (Chinese medicine/medical) shops in Glodok.

    Asked my wife if she knew what they were. She (said she) didn't.

    Told her and asked if she wanted/needed one for her birthday. She (said she) didn't.

    Guess she's satisfied with what she's got.

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    The Forum is, in deed, a wonderfully varied site. Where else can one get help finding an electric dildo in Jakarta?

    No need to tempt fate, right, Gratilla? Running the risk of rising of expectations if istri should try the gadget is a gamble you need not take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waarmstrong View Post
    ...electric dildo...
    waarmstrong!

    Behave yourself!

    Gentlemen don't use the 'd' word when there are ladies present!







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    I have no experience of the item in question but I can tell the OP that, if it's from the US, it will run on 110v not the 220v we have here. Unless it has a multi voltage switch, you need a transformer to run it. That or it will go crackers before burning out and give you the best couple of minutes of your life. Once it has been plugged in without an adaptor, the chances are it's buggered. If you have only used it at the correct voltage it may just have worn out due to overuse. For a temp replacement PM me for my cell number.
    I'm unsure but I think they are illegal here but I have seen them called massage machines in some Chinese owned shops.

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    The places you guys shop!!! Guess I have been missing something.

    The assumption that "Ladies", Gratilla, are somehow different in their sensibilities is a rather quaint Victorian notion. Some may be inexperienced, but few are shocked by straight forward language. Even if they were shock-able at the outset of their foray into Forum land, after taking in a few of Fred's posts, I suspect that no longer applies.

    To those few who may have been offended, my humble apologies.

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    My posts, what have I said?

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    Um...hold the phone!!! Vibrators are ILLEGAL?! What the heck is going on here?! I thought that was like a standard "electronic appliance" given out to all women when they had their first experience with a guy who couldn't give the right liftoff!

    Ok...so, what you are telling me is that I need to bring many with me when I come, so that I can help some sisters out?! Seriously...I am coming in October. I am staying in Jarkarta, probably in the Golden Circle area. Any ladies need to order their BOB (battery operated boy), I can hook you up. They don't go through your suitcases do they to check for them right??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_Drew View Post
    Um...hold the phone!!! Vibrators are ILLEGAL?! What the heck is going on here?! I thought that was like a standard "electronic appliance" given out to all women when they had their first experience with a guy who couldn't give the right liftoff!
    I say, I'm shocked.





















    Some blokes can't do multi orgasmic sex 5 times a night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_Drew View Post
    Um...hold the phone!!! Vibrators are ILLEGAL?
    Ahhh, I forgot to mention that part.

    The dominant religion over here is rather, err, Catholic, in it's advertised approach to s-e-x. And yes, they might be confiscated at the A/P, so have a few extra notes at the ready if you want to get them through by paying the 'duty'. (Baggage is seldom searched that thoroughly, though.)

    A rose by any other name though... Oscillating devices for health or medical purposes are completely legit, so just use the same kind of circumspect language as the OP when shopping and you shouldn't have a problemo.

    Hmmm, now what do you want me to do with this phone? 'ifyoucatchmydrift'-type of answers only please! {Are you listening, Fred?}
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