Are you as bored as i am? if so...

[Soham]

So i'm sitting in my office waiting for the darned clock to strike 5 so that i can get the hell of here, when all of a sudden i realize that i could be doing something constructive with my time rather than wasting it. So i did just that...read sickipedia jokes. For the uninitiated, sickipedia.org is a site which has shitloads of jokes, mostly the sick kind. For people who can get offended easily, this part is the disclaimer. For others, have a good laugh:

Women say men can't focus on two things at once because they have a one track mind. Yes they can...

Take tits for example.
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My wife told me she wanted a spa day for her birthday.

I'll tell her it's pronounced 'spade' when I give it to her tomorrow.
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I got stopped by a cop, so I pulled out my 9 millimetre.

Once he'd stopped laughing, he arrested me for indecent exposure.
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Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a fucking nightmare.

One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald, Hey Macarena!
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"There's a spider in the bedroom," screamed my wife, "Get it out Dave! Please get it out!"

"I don't know why they turn you on so much," I said, unzipping my jeans.
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[Soham]

Ohh you can add the ones you like in here. Its personal taste after all even if everything on that site is in bad taste.

[naughtygab]

ha ha ha ..... i would not mind the joke.. dunno the others.