friends anybody?

[mimpi buruk]

I'm about as attractive as a turd on a skewer but a man's gotta try doesn't he? I know the odds for me being able to attract some friends from the opposite sexual strata are about as remote as those of a demented and blind 3 legged cow with one club foot and a serious heart affliction being able to run a marathon in a new world record.

Anyway if you r still reading and haven't ran off after seeing my mugshot and reading my intro (maybe a blind person??) we could go out for a drink or 20 (100% on my bill) and if you don't think you can handle my mug i will gladly put a bag over my face during our cozy date.

thx,

[b33j915]

I'm about as attractive as a turd on a skewer but a man's gotta try doesn't he? I know the odds for me being able to attract some friends from the opposite sexual strata are about as remote as those of a demented and blind 3 legged cow with one club foot and a serious heart affliction being able to run a marathon in a new world record.

Anyway if you r still reading and haven't ran off after seeing my mugshot and reading my intro (maybe a blind person??) we could go out for a drink or 20 (100% on my bill) and if you don't think you can handle my mug i will gladly put a bag over my face during our cozy date.

thx,

Crazy guy....You'll have no problems in Indo buddy...the only river in the world where you can catch a fish with no bait, no hook, no line, no sinker and no pole, somehow they just seem to land on the riverbed

[Tim M]

Crazy guy....You'll have no problems in Indo buddy...the only river in the world where you can catch a fish with no bait, no hook, no line, no sinker and no pole, somehow they just seem to land on the riverbed

Its just like that old Sony commercial

[Ishtar^Summer]

Crazy guy....You'll have no problems in Indo buddy...the only river in the world where you can catch a fish with no bait, no hook, no line, no sinker and no pole, somehow they just seem to land on the riverbed

Yeah
Indonesia Huh
The Only Place U Can Catch Chicken Without Sweating
Without Running After Them
Fish
Chicken..
Ugh..
So Many Cute Animal Easily To Catch here


Anyway Dude...
When Will You Come Back ?????

[stt_cibubur]

as long as you are nice..anything can happen..unexpected.. ( what the heck I am saying)..god knows!!

[b33j915]

Its just like that old Sony commercial

Hahahaha...funny bro, that was an absolutely ridiculous commercial wasn't it

[b33j915]

Yeah
Indonesia Huh
The Only Place U Can Catch Chicken Without Sweating
Without Running After Them
Fish
Chicken..
Ugh..
So Many Cute Animal Easily To Catch here


Anyway Dude...
When Will You Come Back ?????

Sorry...me or mimpi?

[mimpi buruk]

Crazy guy....You'll have no problems in Indo buddy...the only river in the world where you can catch a fish with no bait, no hook, no line, no sinker and no pole, somehow they just seem to land on the riverbed

Yep i know but that only counts for hip and tall guys. Unfortunately as you can see i'm about as hip as a fossil and not nearly tall enough.

I used to spend one year in Jakarta and i never got a single date even though i tried really hard

[Ishtar^Summer]

Sorry...me or mimpi?

offcourse u
i quoted ur post

[Ishtar^Summer]

Yep i know but that only counts for hip and tall guys. Unfortunately as you can see i'm about as hip as a fossil and not nearly tall enough.

I used to spend one year in Jakarta and i never got a single date even though i tried really hard

means u're not hard enuff
if u wanna date the kind of woman who value on look more than personality,u wont make it as u claim ur self as hip as fossil

but u will if u try to find woman who value ur personality more than ur look as u also value her personality more than her look

good luck