I'm about as attractive as a turd on a skewer but a man's gotta try doesn't he? I know the odds for me being able to attract some friends from the opposite sexual strata are about as remote as those of a demented and blind 3 legged cow with one club foot and a serious heart affliction being able to run a marathon in a new world record.
Anyway if you r still reading and haven't ran off after seeing my mugshot and reading my intro (maybe a blind person??) we could go out for a drink or 20 (100% on my bill) and if you don't think you can handle my mug i will gladly put a bag over my face during our cozy date.
“Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.”
as long as you are nice..anything can happen..unexpected.. ( what the heck I am saying)..god knows!!
if u wanna date the kind of woman who value on look more than personality,u wont make it as u claim ur self as hip as fossil
but u will if u try to find woman who value ur personality more than ur look as u also value her personality more than her look