Excuse me sir, are you bonking a pro?

[alta alatis patent]

Me and boyfriend drove to Bandung last weekend. We always stays in (at least) four stars hotels. We passed some pretty small villas on our way to the city center.
BF: "We should try to make out in one of those places someday, Hon. I bet the wall is not sound proof. I want to see how quiet you could go."
Me: "Sure.. but you have to marry me first."
BF: "Ahh, I see. Let's stick with Marbella then."

[Mas Fred]

That is a damm fine idea, why didn't I think of that

No need to kick yourself over it.

Not many people are as clever as me. (or have sweeter poops).

[Nimbus]

owkey dehhh Om Hombre

Don't worry TJA, Hombre just likes to call names toward ideas he doesn't like. At least it's a step up from calling people names.

UUD has been around for ages, and any sane person knows Indonesian cops are mostly (if not solely) interested in lining their own pockets. It's just that some areas are worse than others. He doesn't say it outright, but he likes to imply that the police is doing it as part of a systemic effort to promote a religion, rather than an effort to enrich themselves.

In short: I agree with you.

[think_tank]

Me and boyfriend drove to Bandung last weekend. We always stays in (at least) four stars hotels. We passed some pretty small villas on our way to the city center.
BF: "We should try to make out in one of those places someday, Hon. I bet the wall is not sound proof. I want to see how quiet you could go."
Me: "Sure.. but you have to marry me first."
BF: "Ahh, I see. Let's stick with Marbella then."

Ha ha what is a Marbella? :P

[alta alatis patent]

Ha ha what is a Marbella? :P

The Marbella Suites is a four stars hotel in Bandung.

[snpark]

oh
i thought u meant u prefer to vacation in that deluxe tourist hotspot in spain!!!
in between tenerife and lanzarote!

[alta alatis patent]

oh
i thought u meant u prefer to vacation in that deluxe tourist hotspot in spain!!!
in between tenerife and lanzarote!

no no. stingy bf, remember?

[ScooterIndo]

oh
i thought u meant u prefer to vacation in that deluxe tourist hotspot in spain!!!
in between tenerife and lanzarote!

No they would have to be Chavs to go there, The marbella in Bandung is so much more classier.

[coucou.cherie]

oh
i thought u meant u prefer to vacation in that deluxe tourist hotspot in spain!!!
in between tenerife and lanzarote!

U're not totally wrong. Marbella is a spanish hotel. Never been to Marbella Bandung, but in Anyer several times.
I laugh everytime translating it into french phrase: BelleMer(e)

[Mas Fred]

You lot are quick to assume the cops were after spare cash.

I can assure you, you're wrong. Rather than spouting my gob off with assumptions, I found out what was really going on.

It is based on religious ideals but they are trying to clean up a pro problem along with an AIDS problem. Seems things were getting silly so they are having a clamp down. I went for a walk a short time after and saw a few rooms empty with doors left open but bags still inside.

Enjoy your errors.