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  1. 23-03-11, 10:54 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by tjamail View Post
    Lie down mksdnya? Why not?
    why not, lie down on me???????? hiks!
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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  2. 23-03-11, 11:15 #22
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    Permisi to add....Sky...this is fun!

    On a tip off from hotel staff, a police officer attends.
    The constable knocks, knocks again and at last the door is opened by a sheep.

    Fred: Maaaa!
    Officer: Excuse me sir, are you bonking a prostitute?
    Sheep: No! bodoh... He is my boyfriend.
    Officer: Goodness, a talking sheep...gets on his walki-talki to HQ.
    Officer; Boss...Mayday...I have a talking sheep sexually entertaining a Bule. What to do?
    HQ: Hmmm....OK...Check the passport to see if overstay visa.
    Officer: Duh...Which passport....the Bule or the Sheep?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davita View Post
    Permisi to add....Sky...this is fun!

    On a tip off from hotel staff, a police officer attends.
    The constable knocks, knocks again and at last the door is opened by a sheep.

    Fred: Maaaa!
    Officer: Excuse me sir, are you bonking a prostitute?
    Sheep: No! bodoh... He is my boyfriend.
    Officer: Goodness, a talking sheep...gets on his walki-talki to HQ.
    Officer; Boss...Mayday...I have a talking sheep sexually entertaining a Bule. What to do?
    HQ: Hmmm....OK...Check the passport to see if overstay visa.
    Officer: Duh...Which passport....the Bule or the Sheep?


    Would that be a single or multiple exit re entry permit you have there sir?
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  4. 23-03-11, 12:19 #24
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    Did they ask proof of ownership for your bicycle Mas Fred?
    Wana come over to Myspace and you can Twitter my Yahoo while I Google your Facebook?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tjamail View Post
    Looks like an invitation for SSDP neh!
    wat is SSDP??
    curious MODE : ON
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    Quote Originally Posted by coucou.cherie View Post
    wat is SSDP??
    curious MODE : ON
    Siang-siang Di atas Perut...
    Wana come over to Myspace and you can Twitter my Yahoo while I Google your Facebook?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tjamail View Post
    Siang-siang Di atas Perut...
    SSJ detected
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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  8. 23-03-11, 18:06 #28
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    I moved hotel. No pros here.
    I asked reception before I checked in.


    Me - Do you let tarts in here.

    Hotel dude - We don't allow that sort of thing sir.

    My case -Baaaaaaaa
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  9. 23-03-11, 20:10 #29
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    Is this for real mas?
    Sorry....I am still amazed.
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  10. 23-03-11, 21:02 #30
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    yep.

    12 midnight last night and the cops were asking for our ID. They went to every room sweeping for pros.

    I couldn't ruddy sleep after that so I'm too knackered to bonk anyone at the moment.

    (maybe a blonde sex starved bonkaholic on death row but only if she asked really nicely)
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