Reply With QuoteNice opening, makes you wondering what's coming next. It would do fine as the first sentence of a novel....
Excuse me sir, are you bonking a pro?
said the boss of the sqad of coppers at my hotel room door.
Full story later.
Nice opening, makes you wondering what's coming next. It would do fine as the first sentence of a novel....
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
I admit I had confused Mas Rob with Mas Fred before (no I'm not saying one is preferred over the other!)
I'm on holiday and typing on the HP is a pain so you'll have to wait a bit.
Nosey ruddy coppers. Of course I wasn't bonking, I was with my wife.
Fred, you have a real gripper first line. Persist we want the story
As a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy
SOP of the coppers... Just show them ID for both you and the wife, and tell him to go home and get some himself....
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OK, I am quite curious, did the pak polisi actually use the word, "bonking"? If not, what were his exact words?
There must have been something that triggered them to ask.... is there an age difference between you and the wife?
Please share when you have time... and tell us where you are and the name of the hotel/motel....
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On a tip off from hotel staff, a police officer attends.
The constable knocks, knocks again and at last the door is opened by a sheep.
Fred: Maaaa!
Officer: Excuse me sir, are you bonking a prostitute?
It could have also been the pizza delivery guy who tipped off the coppers...
Did you give the delivery guy a tip for the pizza Mas Fred?? It would have probably been best practice and now he has found another way to extort.
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