Ishtar^Summer
14-04-09, 13:30
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table
with all my buddies watching, while your stripper partner tickled my balls with a feather
as she whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No sir, I'm your son's teacher.'
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table
with all my buddies watching, while your stripper partner tickled my balls with a feather
as she whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No sir, I'm your son's teacher.'