Fun in Indonesia - Part 1 - The New Puppy

[Ungentlemanly Conduct]

1. Sister-in-Law has a new puppy, it's a Pug, very ugly and she loves it to bits. It spends a lot of time in her bedroom.

2. I have a new plastic fake dog turd from a joke shop in England, very realistic. It recently spent a little time on my Sister-in-Law's pillow.

3. Result: much screaming and shrieking, maids trying to pluck up courage to remove with wad of tissues (it fell on floor and bounced under the bed, causing sheer hysteria).

4. Final outcome: entire family thinks all Englishmen are eccentric and this particular one is completely bonkers. They never heard of fake dog poo before, let alone an Englishman actually buying one.

Next update: Confusing the hell out of Bajaj drivers

[smatams]

lol!!! The C L A S S I C poo on pillow prank, good one!!!

[simarkbotak]

4. Final outcome: entire family thinks all Englishmen are eccentric and this particular one is completely bonkers. They never heard of fake dog poo before, let alone an Englishman actually buying one.

Next update: Confusing the hell out of Bajaj drivers

When west meets east.. :D:D:D

classic!!

[smatams]

Aww... this humor is making my homesick already

[baliexpat]

Nice one. But I wonder if your sister-in-law is now thinking of ways to get you back :D

[kingwilly]

hehehehehehehehe

[Helen_of_Troy]

Hi KW..

Bytheway...ur avatar,

Did u total your car?? :eek:

[El Sid]

That brings back school memories, When the fake stuff first came out, my mate at school bought one, left it on the class room floor, poor old teacher nearly fainted when she came into the classroom, much to our merriment, she got the Caretaker to remove it, his son was in our class, so he gave it to his son later on and my mate good his pooh back, to be reused.

[vin.vierge]

1. Sister-in-Law has a new puppy, it's a Pug, very ugly and she loves it to bits. It spends a lot of time in her bedroom.

2. I have a new plastic fake dog turd from a joke shop in England, very realistic. It recently spent a little time on my Sister-in-Law's pillow.

3. Result: much screaming and shrieking, maids trying to pluck up courage to remove with wad of tissues (it fell on floor and bounced under the bed, causing sheer hysteria).

4. Final outcome: entire family thinks all Englishmen are eccentric and this particular one is completely bonkers. They never heard of fake dog poo before, let alone an Englishman actually buying one.

Next update: Confusing the hell out of Bajaj drivers

hmm i wonder why i cant find the next 'confusing the hell out of bajaj' update :whistle: